HI MORTAL I LEARNED HOW TO USE YOUR PHONE! YOU ARE RATHER WEIRD OF A MORTAL BUT I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOU ARE ALL LIKE THIS HOW DO I TURN OFF THE LARGE TEXTING OF THINGS DID I BREAK YOUR PHONE AGAIN THIS IS A NEW PHONE I WAS TOLD I CRUSHED THE LAST ONE WITH MY fiSt anD tHaT thiNgs Got BettEr wheN a NeW sMalL talKinG ComPutEr wAS pUrchAsed!!!!!!
OkAy I thInk I brOkE thIs thIng AgAIn sO I wILL try my bEst nOt tO wAIt I dId nOt brEAk It It wOrks! OkAy okay oh the happy loud text went away i am sad emoji
okay hello mortal i am fandral the dashing! the best swordsman you shall ever meet! thor tells me lady sif is here but i have not seen her yet, i fear she may be angry with me! i do fear her, she's a bit of a feisty one! do not tell thor i have said this about his lady!
i am asgardian! please stop fighting me it makes my head hurt! i heart you! HAPPY EMOJI i do not know how to use these emojis
BYE!
You stupid fucking Asgardian ASSHOLE can you stop fucking up my life please? And can you PLEASE STOP FUCKING MY EX?! I swear to God, if I wake up and you
WHY ARE YOU SWEARING TO GOD MORTAL DO YOU SUDDENLY BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU DID NOT BELIEVE I
Can you please stay out of my note to myself that...makes me sound more crazy than I already do. Fuck it. Forget it.
I CAN FUCK IT IF YOU WANT MORTAL I CAN
oh god no please stop